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Dick Van Dyke
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Was his real name Penis Von Lesbian?
|
12/13/1925 |
98 |
2 |
|
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Celine Dion
|
Her heart will go on? |
3/30/1968 |
56 |
44 |
|
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Tim Curry
|
Frankenfurter on wheels |
4/19/1946 |
78 |
22 |
|
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Selma Blair
|
Islamaphobe with MS |
6/23/1972 |
52 |
48 |
|
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Ozzy Osbourne
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Prince of Darkness with a side of Parkinson's
|
12/3/1948 |
75 |
25 |
|
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Gene Hackman
|
Got hit by a truck at the age of 82
|
1/30/1930 |
94 |
6 |
|
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Christopher Lloyd
|
Reverend Jim and some movie about time travel
|
10/22/1938 |
85 |
15 |
|
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Bruce Willis
|
Mute action hero |
3/19/1955 |
69 |
31 |
|
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Carol Burnett
|
What the hell is in her ear???
|
4/26/1933 |
91 |
9 |
|
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Michael Caine
|
Distinguished actor that agreed to do Miss Congeniality anyway
|
3/14/1933 |
91 |
9 |
|
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Terry Bradshaw
|
Masked singer and some football stuff
|
9/2/1948 |
75 |
25 |
|
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Alan Alda
|
Rob's wife thinks that he's mean
|
1/28/1936 |
88 |
12 |
|
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Mel Brooks
|
Blazing Saddles, History of the World and Spaceballs
|
6/28/1926 |
98 |
2 |
|
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Jerry Jones
|
"Are you my father?" |
10/13/1942 |
81 |
19 |
|
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Joe Biden
|
Snifffff |
11/20/1942 |
81 |
19 |
|
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Joe Pesci
|
"Do I amuse you?" |
2/9/1943 |
81 |
19 |
|
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Jamie Farr
|
Cross dressing pioneer |
7/1/1934 |
90 |
10 |
|
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Loretta Swit
|
Hot Lips Houlihan |
11/4/1937 |
86 |
14 |
|
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Keith Richards
|
Doesn't realize that he's supposed to die at some point
|
12/18/1943 |
80 |
20 |
|
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Michael J. Fox
|
Shaken, not stirred |
6/9/1961 |
63 |
37 |
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Death in the Taproom